My New Hair
Posted on April 28, 2007
Ok, so what happened was, I went to get a trim the other day. And so I went to the family saloon and got the family barber to cut my hair. What I told her was, I wanted to cut my hair to just my shoulder and my fringe trimmed. So she says “Ok, ok!”
But the woman, as evil as always, went and cut MORE than was necessary!!! Butchered my hair more like…aaaaaaaaanyways, I took off my specs so it doesn’t get in the way of the hair cutting process and at first, I didn’t notice anything but after a while I felt a breeze going through my neck and I was like, “Why is my neck feeling cold?” and squinted into the mirror and what do I see? A stranger boy like head in front of me…
I had to touch the mirror cause I couldn’t see and I thought maybe that it’s a window and not a mirror but I was DISAPPOINTED!!! It was INDEED a mirror and NOT a window!!!!
Alamak…I thought, “Why so short already she still don’t wanna stop?!?!” and “My HAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR T-T” But I could see her going from left to right. Left looks shorter than the right, CUT!!! Then the right side pulak look shorter so CUT again!!! It was a NEVER ENDING nightmare!!!! So now, I look TOTALLY different from how I looked BEFORE i had it D: “Oh hair, oh hair, how I missed you so~”
Wait till you see my BEFORE and AFTER pictures D: it’s so DIFFERENT!!!
 
This was how I looked BEFORE the Operation “Let’s-Butcher-Jess’s-Hair“
This is AFTER the Operation “Let’s-Make-Jess-Look-Like-A-Coconut-Head“
So damn different, right?!?!? I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw myself in the mirror!!! Hello!!! That’s me when I was young!!! And it doesn’t look good at ALL!!!! When I was a kid, it looks WAY better. Why? Cause I wasn’t FAT that’s WHY!! Wanna see?
That’s me when I was but a baby 
And if you imagine that I didn’t have my hair tied up, it’ll look just about the same, yea? I thought so…well now you can see the difference in both the pictures…ohmuhgah T-T I’m so NOT going to go for another haircut again for at a year!!! Yes, I know, easier said than done. But know what? I won’t be going to the same stylist again…EVER!!!
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Just going through some of your older posts randomly. Your hair isn’t that bad. Albeit it’s not the best look, I wouldn’t want hair like that. But you know, it gives life to your features. Brightens up the sleepy face a little and makes you look more alive.
You’re kinda like me… round faced… hair that’s too short makes us look like… coconuts i guess would be the word. Hair in the face makes us look old and tired. it won’t take long to grow your bangs out again, but maybe think of having some pretty hair pins to hold some if up.
^_^ just my two cents.