A Sign That You’re Going Mad…

Posted on June 13, 2007

This morning, like a morning long time ago, was weird…I was up at around 11am something and I woke up late cause I’m SICK!! Yes, I’ve skipped TWO days of classes now and I don’t even have an MC cause I hate seeing doctors and Panadol is our savior!!

So anyways, this morning, I woke up and started to point at my ceiling and guess what I said? Really, you can’t even begin to KNOW what I said xD I said :

“Lo and behold! What’s that I see in the sky?!“

Yea o_O I know…weird huh? What’s weirder was that I did the erm Gestalt’s “Empty Chair” theory, whereby, in this case, is the “Empty Space in Front of Me” theory where I constantly reply to myself. Heres how it went, can’t remember all cause I was still half asleep D:

“Lo and behold! What’s that I see in the sky?!”

“Is it an ant? A lizard? Or a flying saucer which looks like a two headed giraffe with a lion’s roar?!”

“Really?! Where?!”

“THERE!! Just above us!!”

“I see it!! No wait, that’s just a hole in the sky!”

“A hole?! Where?! Oh dear Lord!! We’re ALL going to die!!”

“Erm hello?”

“No time for pleasantries!! We’re ALL gonna DIE!! The WORLD is coming to an END!!”

“Excuse me…”

“We need a HERO!! We need HIRO!!!”

-Coughs- “Take off your specs dearie…”

“WHY?! Aren’t you listening to me?!”

“Yes I am, honey but won’t you just give me your glasses?”

-Hands over an imaginary glasses- (Note : Sleepers like me don’t sleep with glasses, we’ll ruin the shape D: )

-Wipes imaginary glasses with an imaginary cloth- “There you go honey”

-Wears the imaginary glasses- “Sweet mother in heaven! The hole is GONE!! YOU SAVED US!!”

-Falls back down into bed and snooze-

The End!

After that weird behavior, I kinda woke myself up after 10 minutes later and thought I was going mad from the fever D:

“Doctor!! I’m going MAD aren’t I?!” -talks to a self-

“Yes Jessica, this is DEFINITELY an obvious symptom or MADNESS.”

“OMG! Are you sure doc?!”

“Positive.”

“What are the other proof?!”

“The fact that you’re talking to yourself as if you’re a certified psychiatrist is one of the symptoms.”

“Oh dear…I see what you mean…”

-Laughs hysterically and goes into the kitchen and have lunch-

The End!

I know, I scare myself too…

Told you it was a weird morning…I only came to my senses like, after lunch when my dog stole my food and ate it leaving me to eat CARBOHYDRATES (Maggie Mee)!!! Yes, the dumb dog stole my food when I left it there on the table -.-” I really DISLIKE that dog D< I would have abused her a LONG time ago if I were a CRUEL person. But I’m not, I’m just EVIL.

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